Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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