He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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