So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
are you so shy because you have an std?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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