She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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