I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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