We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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