nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
So gin and wine won't be happening again
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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