haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
