the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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