I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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