She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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