I think i peed on brittanys purse
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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