what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
