I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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