So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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