Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You made out with two different species that night
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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