I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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