Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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