I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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