i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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