How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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