Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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