this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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