Sponge bath it is.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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