I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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