Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
