oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
