Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Randomize
