Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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