Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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