can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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