I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
try to milk me bitch
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