So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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