I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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