On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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