16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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