Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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