He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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