She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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