Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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