My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Sorry about my life...
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