And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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