$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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