i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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