: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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