I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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