you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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