Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
