You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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