it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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