did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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