Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Holy sore nipples Batman
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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