Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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