Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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