all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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