last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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