The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
