haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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