so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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